Pop Goes
the Weasel by Albert Jack
August 5th 2008
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It wasn't just that it was one of the wealthiest in the kingdom, it
was also a place of huge religious significance. The abbey was allegedly
founded by Jesus's Joseph of Arimathea - the man who donated his tomb
for the burial of Christ's body after the Crucifixion - to house the
Holy Grail. Joseph is said to have arrived by boat over the flooded
Somerset Levels; disembarking at Glastonbury Tor, he stuck his staff
into the ground, which flowered miraculously into the Holy Thorn (legend
has it that the tree still bursts into blossom every year on Christmas
Day). The colourful story was widely believed, Elizabeth I using it
as evidence that Christianity in England pre-dated the introduction
of Roman Catholicism, thus legitimizing her role as Defender of the
Faith. Whyting chose to placate, some might say bribe, the king. He sent his steward, Thomas Horner, to Hampton Court with the deeds to twelve manor houses, concealed beneath the crust of a large pie, posing as a gift. In those days, during property transactions, it was not uncommon for the deeds to be hidden or concealed in transit to ensure they would not fall into the wrong hands, as the actual holder of the deeds was deemed the rightful owner. On the way, legend has it, Thomas Horner delved into the pie and pulled out the deed for a plum piece of real estate, Mells Manor House in the village of Mells, Somerset. And that, apparently, is all he needed to do to become the new lord of that manor. But the bribe failed and in January 1539 Henry's chief minister, Thomas Cromwell, sent his royal commissioners to Glastonbury to see for themselves what was actually going on down in darkest Somerset. As a result of what they found, Whyting was sent to the Tower of London so that Cromwell could question the abbot in person, and from there he was returned to Glastonbury on 14 November 1539. The following day he was tried for treason, with Thomas Horner as one of the jurors, and found guilty within only a few hours. That afternoon, Richard Whyting and two of his senior monks, Roger James and John Thorne, were dragged by horses to the top of Glastonbury Tor, where they were hanged, drawn and quartered. Abbot Whyting's head was then displayed above the gates of the deserted abbey as a reminder to others to obey the king without question. Meanwhile Thomas Horner was presumably busy making his removal arrangements. Unsurprisingly, the descendants of Thomas Horner, who still live at Mells Manor, dismiss the legend as 'pure fantasy made up by the Victorians'. Jack's honesty, it is claimed, is supported by John Leland's Itinerary (1540-46), a study of ancient buildings and monuments presented to Henry in 1549 that states: 'Mr. Horner hath boute [bought] the lordship of the King.' An alternative account suggests that the king gifted the manor to Horner and that the original title deed, bearing the royal seal, survives in the family's possession to this day. Note: During the 1500s, the slang term for £1,000 was 'plum', just as in modern terms a 'score' is £20 and a 'monkey' £500. Back in the sixteenth century, £1,000 was a seriously large sum of money, as well as being the fixed amount some politicians received for taking on certain government roles. This was considered by the average person as a vast sum of money for doing very little, and that is why these posts became known as 'plum jobs' or 'plum roles'. The expression 'plum' has been used ever since to describe anything of great value that is usually gifted rather than earned. |
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